Caller phoned to asked if we could come and remove a bird that she thinks is stuck down her chimney, as there are some funny scraping noises coming from it.
I politely informed her that this particular Government Agency she called does not remove anything stuck up her chimney.
If she waits a few days Santa will sort the problem.
That’s my first post.
5 comments:
.... you do know Santa isn't real don't you?!
That poor little birdie will be there forever! :0(
Great start, keep it up
I look forward to many more phonecalls.
I'm sure the Great British Public will soon oblige. Might have to give this blogging malarky a go....
"Turkey up chimney!" Leave for 5-6 days (25th Dec) for full matured smoked flavour. Slice thinly then serve with a generous helping of Gentlemens Relish washed down with a superiour glass of port - Delicious Christmas Fayre. She won't ring again!
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