Night Shift No 1

Tonight is the first of 16 night shifts for me, this will take me up to
the 29th.

So far I have had one call worth mentioning from a lady in Northern
Ireland complaining about a dodgy Chines meal she has bought from a take
away and was still consuming whilst on the phone. I ended up putting the
phone down on her as the amount of Chines food being spat down the phone
was getting a bit much.