TAXI

We have a phone line coming into work that seems to always get callers asking for a Taxi. Last night this line rang, when you see a mobile number on the caller id you no that its most likely to be a taxi call but you have to go through the same answering process every time.

Me - Good evening blah blah blah can I help you?
Caller - Can I have a taxi for such and such address” in a drunk voice.
Me – Sorry you have the wrong number this is not a taxi firm.
Caller – Are you sure?
Me – Yes I’m quite positive I’m not a taxi firm.
Caller – But this is the number for the taxi.
Me – No it’s not.

Caller hangs up muttering.

30 seconds later the same line rings with the same mobile number.

Me - Good evening blah blah blah can I help you?
Caller - Can I have a taxi for such and such address” still in a drunk voice.
Me – You just phoned and we weren’t a taxi firm then and were still not a taxi firm.
Caller – But this is the taxi phone number.
Me – NO ITS NOT GOOD BYE.

I do hope he got his taxi in the end (NOT)